Tenets of Leykis

Don't Move In With Girlfriend

Never move in with your girlfriend or best female friend.

Your girlfriend will trick you into moving in with her or her moving in with you. Some excuses include she will give you:

• You two can save on rent if you live together.
• The guy can support her while she goes to college and afterwards she will support him.
• Her children need a father figure.
• She will help to pay the bills.
• You two can have sex more often.

She will dump you after she's done with her degree or keep you around just long enough for the courts to force you to pay her vaginamoney. You will be a looser at the end and she leave you with all the debt. You don't want to be the wallet that takes care of her kids. You will get laid the same amount of times if her live with her or apart. With women there is no grantee on the amount of time she will give it up.

There are several methods to kick her out. Some more aggressive then others.

• Bring another girl home so she catches you cheating on her.
• Tell her that she has to do what you say because you pay all the bills.
• Cut off the electricity and only pay for the rent.
• Change the locks and keep all her stuff outside the door.