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Dispose of the used condom by flushing it down the toilet. Since this is not always possible, men are encouraged to carry some hot sauce to pour inside the used condom. According to Tom Leykis, there are several cases where women have attempted to impregnate themselves with the contents of used condoms, in an effort to extract child support payments from the man. Leykis advises men who use the 'hot sauce method' to "get out as soon as they hear a scream", probably indicating that the woman has tried 'injecting' the contents of the condom into herself. Leykis says, "if you're the risky type, stick around and sue her for attempted extortion."

Habanero and Tabasco are two widely used. Put some inside the used condom and kill the sperm.

In an attempt to get pregnant, there have been several reported cases where women take the used condom, insert the sperm into themselves, and try to get pregnant. Without your consent of course.

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Why? Child support and she's set with your money. Especially if you are rich. Do not just leave it lying around. If you use the hot sauce method, and you hear her scream, take your stuff and RUN. If you're the risky type, stick around and sue her for attempted extortion. Her area is very sensitive to chemicals and she will think twice before trying that again.

Also read: No DNA Donation

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